And Now . . .
Ladies and Gentlemen
Boys and Girls
All the way from the World-Renowned Stages of New York City
the Greatest City
in the Greatest Republic on Earth
I Give to You
a Specimen Unlike any you have Ever Seen Before:
A White Tribal Chief!
If you can’t Believe Your Eyes
Buy Yourself a Ticket and
Me? I’m going to keep my 85 bucks. I think I’ve seen enough.